things i better have by the end of 2014:
- a better face
- lots of money
- many slutty memories
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1:no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you